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"Nasty habit Davis is developing."
'It helps him realize I'm being serious.'
"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."
How Pants Defy Gravity As We Age.
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'
Teen and Technology on Thanksgiving.
'I hate you Dad! All you've ever done is throw your time and love at me - you've never given me enough money.'
'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'
'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'
'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'
"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."
"Do you know Zig?"
'Listen to this school supplies list for Timmy next year!. . . Graphing calculator, chemistry goggles, lacrosse shin guards and an ipad.'
Newest items from the cooler image
"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"
"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"
In need of a wash...
Different generations using the library for different purposes.
'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'
Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.