'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'
'You're missing my point Jeannie. I don't care that your boyfriend is a bloodsucking creature of the undead. What bothers me is the age difference. I mean, he's got to be at least 2,000 years older than you!'