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'Good news, Mom! I was accepted to the college of your choice.'
"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"
"You're wrong. It's not your ethnicity that bothers my father Jon, it's your gender!"
Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'
'C'mon, Dad, let me borrow it. I'll be careful. I won't scratch it. What harm can come to a credit card?'
"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"
'Be fair Dad, you can borrow my clothes any time you like!'
"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."
'How dare you write in your diary that we're NOSEY!'
'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'
'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'
'Maybe I could get a phone minutes bail-out package.'
'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'
'You're missing my point Jeannie. I don't care that your boyfriend is a bloodsucking creature of the undead. What bothers me is the age difference. I mean, he's got to be at least 2,000 years older than you!'
'House keys, party at my place after school, pass it on.'
Sign reads: 'Will work for my daughter's cell phone bill!'
'Bring out your obnoxious teenager!'
'Frankly, Doctor, I wish she'd quit horses and go to boys!'
My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!
'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'
'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'
'Helen's parents came home early, so I thought, why should you two miss all the fun...'
'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'
My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!