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"Can't I be here now later?"
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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'I found clothes in the closet, under the bed, and behind the couch. That's not what I meant by separating your laundry.'
'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'
'iMac, iPod, iPhone, uWant, uBuy.'
'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'
"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."
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'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'
"Dang! I spilled my drink! Um...but don't worry. I spilled it on the same spot where I spilled it yesterday!"
"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"
"Baldo, most of what I tell you goes in one ear and out the other."
"C'mon, Baldo! Time to get up! I know...you have trouble getting your days started."
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"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"
"Dad! I can't do my homework if you're looking over my shoulder!"
"Uh oh! It's my dad! He's probably mad I'm not home yet. Here! Tell him he has the wrong number!"
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'Since you won't raise my allowance, I'm adding a 'Donations' feature to my website.'
"So your dad doesn't allow girls in your room?"
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"Where is that boy? And how come he's not answering his cell phone? This is not good."
"I suppose I could do this myself. Or I could hire someone to do it. Or I could tell Baldo he's too young to do it."
"What's happening, Baldo? We haven't agreed on anything in a month!"
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"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."
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'My Mom and Dad are awesome. They both let me borrow their earrings.'
'Do you have to be so bloody wonderful? I'd like something to kick against.'
You can read Tom's body language? I can't even find his body.
'I told him money wouldn't make him happy and he said, 'Prove it.' That put an end to that dialogue.'