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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'
'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'
"How about another round to toast temperance?"
"What the ... this is rootbeer."
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"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"
"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."
"I heard this place is Mecca for beer drinkers!"
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"C'mon in - there's an extra 10% off for being our very first customer."
"I completely gave up drinking once. It was the worst two days of my life!"
'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'
'I was with Tom and I won a bottle of whiskey.'
'I had a nightmare last night...I dreamt that Sturgis became a dry town.'
'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'
'I know it's traditional for someone who scores a hole in one to buy drinks all round. I'm teetotal so it's either tea or coffee...'
'I was once teetotal, it was the worst two hours of my life!'
'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'
Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.
'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'
No alcohol for me thanks: I'm a Water Buffalo...
"As a non-member of AA I never touch alcohol, I only drink it."