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"I heard this place is Mecca for beer drinkers!"
'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'
"Actually, I'm a practising teetotaller. I just haven't got the hang of it yet."
Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.
'We've reached very dry land, captain.'
"What would Buddha not do?"
"I DID give up drink for my New Year's resolution but I reckon it doesn't count as I was drunk when I made it."
"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."
"Oh yes, I still drink, but I don't imbibe."