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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
"You can't worry what non-beer drinkers think."
"What the ... this is rootbeer."
"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"
"I heard this place is Mecca for beer drinkers!"
"I completely gave up drinking once. It was the worst two days of my life!"
'I was with Tom and I won a bottle of whiskey.'
"Actually, I'm a practising teetotaller. I just haven't got the hang of it yet."
'I know it's traditional for someone who scores a hole in one to buy drinks all round. I'm teetotal so it's either tea or coffee...'
'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'
"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."
"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"
"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."
"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."