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"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
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"Father, dear father, come home with me now, the clock in the steeple strikes one. Shall I wait for an answer, sir?"
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Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.
'and I'm like LOL, and she's like WTF?!'
"I always wondered what the Queen's telegram would actually say."
Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.
'A Telegram, M'Lord.'
'You've got a text from the queen.'
Morse for Dogs.
'I am from Screaming Telegram.'
'He said it was an Insolence-Gram, and now he's just staring at me.'
You are not forgotten!
"Oh no - It's another epistlegram."
" You heard, 'Inland revenue self assessment demand-o-gram'."
'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'
"Old? I'll say she's old- she had a telegram on her hundredth- from Queen Boadicea!"
"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."
"Do you think the Queen of England will send the Queen of Australia a telegram when she turns 100?"