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"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
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Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.
'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'
'and I'm like LOL, and she's like WTF?!'
"I always wondered what the Queen's telegram would actually say."
Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.
'A Telegram, M'Lord.'
'You've got a text from the queen.'
Morse for Dogs.
'I am from Screaming Telegram.'
'He said it was an Insolence-Gram, and now he's just staring at me.'
" You heard, 'Inland revenue self assessment demand-o-gram'."
"Old? I'll say she's old- she had a telegram on her hundredth- from Queen Boadicea!"
"With this baby I can submit your taxes electrically at the speed of light. Of course, you can expect any refund to be coming via mule train."
"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."
"It says 'I'm Stop on the Train Stop.'"