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Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.
'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'
"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"
'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'
"I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges."
'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'
"Why can't Babbie just use your cell phone?"
Man cutting the wire of his wife's phone.
"Reach and touch us!? Hon - this phone bill knocks us for a loop!"
'I thought we alread got this month's phone bill.' 'We did - this is volume 2.'
"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"
"Please tell me it's a local call..."
"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"
"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"
'Please tell me it's a local call...'
'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'
'Dad says I can't use the phone so much, Jeannie. You'd better call me.'
'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'
'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'
'That charge is for your free calls.'
'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'