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'No. There's no one who works here by that name. Let me connect you to our branch office.'
"i can take pictures of my bum!"
Sales have collapsed, the phones are too smart for their users.
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
Robo Callers find a way around the do not call list.
'Who is this? Could you please stop cold calling me?'
"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"
'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?
'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'
'Double glazing? Hmm, I'd love to say yes but... this is a magnificent 16th century stately home. We're not allowed to change anything. Besides, your boys would never get their ladders over the moat... hello?'
My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!
"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"
"It's all very latest smart phone, the 'smartarse' phone."