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'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'
Darling, I'm Experiencing Widely Varying Mood Swings....
'My phone's been tapped!'
'I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute, that won't work. I'm a sole proprietor.'
'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!'
'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'
'I just did something naughty.'
'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'
'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'
'Aw, come on, sweetie, Don and I promise to keep our tentacles to ourselves.'
'Hey, fool - this is the flea just above your tail - forget about sleeping tonight - ha ha ha ha!'
I'd like to explain my ideas for economy with the company.
'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'
'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'
'That was mother - She rang to tell me not to miss a moment of this programme.'
'I'll say this for Sharon - She leaves nothing to chance!'
'He can't come to the phone right now, he's watching the football.'
'Hello? I need to take out an insurance against getting slaughtered and stuffed into a bun!'