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"You mean on housecalls you actually go to the house?"
'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'
Strip: Call Centres
Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm
'He can't come to the phone right now, he's watering the plants.'
'Hmmm.... who shall I phone is likely to be more fed up than I am. . . so I'll feel chirpy?'
'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!'
'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'
'I just did something naughty.'
'Miss Stevens,get me R&D and PR, I think the competition has one up us!'
'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'
'Aw, come on, sweetie, Don and I promise to keep our tentacles to ourselves.'
'Hey, fool - this is the flea just above your tail - forget about sleeping tonight - ha ha ha ha!'
'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'
'That was mother - She rang to tell me not to miss a moment of this programme.'
'I'll say this for Sharon - She leaves nothing to chance!'
'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'
'Hello? I need to take out an insurance against getting slaughtered and stuffed into a bun!'
'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''