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Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.
"No, thank you, I already have a moat."
"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'
"Your call is important to us, just not as important as whatever else we're doing."
'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'
'Hello, how can I offend you?'
'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'
'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'
'Jones, you're not LOL.'
'Are you gonna answer that?'
'All our staff are currently on a customer care course. . . please wait, your call is important to us!'
'The GOOD news is that we've had very few customer complaints. . . The BAD news is that it's because we've got no customers!'
'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'
'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'
Computer - 'I see you're on the telemarketers 'do-not-call' list...however, you're not on our 'do-not-spam' list!'
'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'
'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'
'Hello Larry?' 'Uh, do I know you?'
'I'll go put our plates in the oven,'
Telesales - "Good evening, could I speak to the dog of the house?"
"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."
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'Sorry, but we're transfering you from 'hold' to 'holdover'.'
'Your call is important to us but so are our lattes. Stay on the line. We will be with you shortly.'