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"It's photo of a black hole."
"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."
Tags:telescope, telescopes, architect, architects, architecture, architecture firm, architecture firms, surveyor, surveyors, survey, design, designs, pointless, pointlessness, workload, workloads, project, projects, bridge to nowhere, bridge-to-nowhere, red tape, red-tape, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"You never really know how boring the sky is till you see it up close."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
If you see something, say something.
Tags:if you see something say something, see something, say something, see it say it sorted, see it, say it, sorted, homeland security, government, governments, science, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, terrorism, terrorists, telescope, telescopes, security, politics, political, politician, politicians
Spectacular View and Opposing View
"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
Tags:universe, universes, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, scientific investigation, scientific investigations, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, ego, egos, egotist, egotistical, centre of the universe, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissitic
'Yep, the world's round.'
Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).
An owl searches for a pussycat.
"I just discovered another starbucks."
Tags:coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars
'Stop staring at my wife.'
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"
Tags:astronomy, science, age, comet, comets, halley's comet, halleys comet, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, grandchild, sense of perspective, senses of perspective, telescope, telescopes, night sky, night skies, stargaze, stargazes, stargazing, star gaze, star gazes, star gazing, mankoff
Nice to see you!
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
"Somebody must have a Franc!"
"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
"She's the Hubble telescope of my faults."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, fault, faults, weakness, weaknesses, telescope, telescopes, criticism, criticisms, criticizing, critical, critique, married life