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"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
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'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
'Why is it all repeats?'
"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'
The "staring back at you" channel
"Can't you leave it on one channel for just five minutes?"
'How come the History Channel is so interesting and my history class is so boring?'
'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'
'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'
Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.
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"There was nothing on so I'm seeing if there's anything off."
'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'
'Don't miss the all new violence channel! 24 hours of brain-splattering carnage! All violence, all the time.'
"Wow, that's a lot of channels for such a little TV."
"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"
"This is no spur of the moment decision, Mother. I've been thinking about it ever since Grandma got the satellite dish."
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'How's the pledge drive going'
"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars."
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"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
The Hibernation Channel
"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."
"What's on the Bear Channel?"
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'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'