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"Well, if you don't like tennis, golf, croquet, or swimming,are there any of them you might like to watch?"
'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'
"It's a media conspiracy."
"There's less than 100 torturous days until the election. Hang in there."
Chess on TV
"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"
World Cup reactions
'And who are you wearing?'
'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'
"CNN will have 24-hour coverage of Hurricane Ivan."
'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'
'All the politics has me confused and depressed - I have to take a break!'
'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'
'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'
'I can't promise you justice... but I can promise you media coverage.'
Tonight we bring you complete coverage of our coverage...
'Must be that new 3D football.'
'Don't tell me there's no bias in the media!. . . Cats always get better news coverage than dogs!'
'No. I thought it was the marathon, but it's just a fast moving queue.'
Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'
"Good Lord, Doctor...I had no idea my husband had died!"
"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."