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"Any network reporters left?"
Doctors Out of Network
"When I ﬁrst heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I ﬁgured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."
"History Channel Bingo"
"...And what if another 14 year old with a camera-phone gets more viewers tomorrow night, too?"
'There's nothing wrong with your set - network management has decided to dumb down everthing.'
'It's not a statement. It's a new show.'
'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'
'When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in a good shape.'
Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.
'That's our editorial point of view. If you disagree, we welcome you to try to taise capital to buy out this station, so you can get free air time.'
New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows