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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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"Why would I want to do that?"
Oedipus Solves the Riddle of the Sphinx
Tags:riddle, riddles, bee, bees, hum, hummung, humming a tune, forgetting the words, forgotten the words, oedipus, greek mythology, greek myth, greek myths, tragic hero, tragic heros, riddle of the sphinx, the riddle of the sphinx, bad riddle, bad riddles, telling jokes, disappointment, disappointments, monsters riddle, monster's riddle, the monsters riddle, the monster's riddle
"I had forgotten you were funny."
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
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"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
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"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
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"Whoa, heh. Tough crowd."
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Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.
"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."
Tags:first world problems, boring, conversation, conversations, chat, chatting, comedians, comedian, comedy, comedies, stand up, stand up comedy, telling jokes, relate, relatable, theater, theaters, theatre, theatre, actor, actors, actress, actresses, monologue, speech, speeches, female stereotypes, cliche
"Firstly, I'd like you to put aside your preconceived notions of what constitutes funny..."
"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."
Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.
Adult Robot Humor
'My dad's favourite joke is: "listen very carefully, I will say this only fifty times"...'
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'Albert Einstein tells a joke...' 'Galileo, J. Robert Oppenheimer, A Russian...meet in Sigmund Freud's waiting room...'
"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."
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"Gracie, I have a good riddle for you!"
Albert Einstein tells a joke...
'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'
The why-the-long-face gag falls short.
It's a joke about a man on a desert island who ends up talking to a tree...