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'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'
"When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?"
"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."
Tags:courtroom, courtrooms, summation, summations, call, calls, radio, radio show, radio shows, entertainment, entertainments, law, laws, court, courts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, news, media, television, telly, tv, television show, show, shows, phone in, phone-in, call in, call-in, take some calls, judge, judges, judging, judge, satire, satirical
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
Tags:modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, adverts, advert, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, consumerism, commercialism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, tv, t v, t.v., tvs, televisions, televisions, screen, screens, telly, tellies, ad, ads, wireless, wireless technology, hologram, holograms, developing technology, technological advancement, technological advancements, dystopia, dystopian society, dystopian societies, dystopias
"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
Tags:tv, tvs, telly, tellies, television, televisions, goggle box, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, square eyed, massive tv, massive tvs, massive television, massive televisions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'
"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
Tags:channel 13, pbs, public broadcast service, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, telly, tellies, viewer, viewers, tv listings, television listings, telly listings, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes
Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.
Tags:tv presenter, tv presenters, tv, tvs, telly, news, the news, bowtie, bowties, heart, brain, heartless, brainless, right wing commentator, right wing commentators, trump supporter, trump supporters, tucker carlson, carlson, missing bowties, missing, miss, missed, misses, right wing, commentator, commentators, usa, the us, missing vital organs, organs, vital organs
"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."
Tags:financial collapse, finance, finances, financial, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witnessed, 4k, hdr, oled, oleds, tv screen, tv screens, telly, market crash, stock, stocks, drop, drops, equity trader, equity traders, money, downfall, downfalls, engineer, electrical engineer, technology, new technology, latest technology
"Your remote control, sire."
Tags:jester, court jester, jesting, amusement, old fashioned amusement, olden days, days gone by, royal amusement, royal amusements, tv, telly, t.v., television, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, flicker, flicker, changing channels, changing channel, mediaval entertainment, mediaval tv, king, kings, anachronism, anachronistic
"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, teen, teens, teenager, youth, youths, young adults, tv, t.v., telly, tvs, tellies, television, televisions, demographic, domographics, squander, squandering, waste, wasting, wasting your life, wasting youth, wasting life, young demographic
"You don't have to answer that."
Tags:game, gameshow, games, games show, gameshows, games shows, game shows, game-show, lawyer, advice, advise, right to remain silent, unusual, 5th amendment right, 5th amendment, fifth amendment, television, tv, telly, stand, interview, police, questioning, questions, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, interrogation, interrogate, interrogates
"911? My husband's unresponsive."
Tags:emergency helpline, emergency hotline, helpline, helplines, emergencies, 911, unresponsive, not paying attention, no attention, attentiveness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, medical issue, medical emergency, medical issues, medical emergencies, help, television, telly, the telly, tv, occupied, occupies, occupying, occupy, engage, engaged, engaging, engages, absorbed, absorb, absorbs, absorbing, engross, engrossed, engrosses, modern day issues, modern day problems, modern era, modern day, modern times
"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."
Tags:dream, dreams, dream sequence, movie, movies, film, films, hollywood, hollywood culture, l.a., l.a. culture, producer, producers, interlude, interludes, dreaming, weird dream, weird dreams, cliche, cliches, mix, mixed, flashback, flashbacks, flashforward, vision, visions, tv, television, televisions, tvs, telly, beverly hills, los angeles
"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."
Tags:shark, sharks, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, tv, telly, television, televisions, tvs, documentary, documentaries, move, moving, moves, moved, movement, movements, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, lethargic, idler, loafer, do-nothing, survive, survives, survived, surviving, survival, important, constant movement, constant movements
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, telly, tellies, t.v.s, t.v., newborn, newborns, baby, babies, media, medias, show, shows, series, advert, advertising, modern-life, indoctrinate, indoctrinating, early, earliest, screen, screens, watch, watching, watches, seeing, looking, early life, child, children, expose, exposed, screen time, screen-time
"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
Tags:tv, t.v., telly, telly program, television, almost famous, famous, minor celebrity, mino celebrities, celebrity, celebrities, chat up lines, chat up line, pick-up line, pick up lines, pick up line, date, dates, dating, cheesy pick-up lines, weird pick-up lines, weird come-ons, weird come-on, finance, money, financial information, economics, economics nerd, economics nerds, economist, economists
Greek theatre masks.
Tags:theatre, theatre mask, theatre masks, mask, masks, telly, the telly, tv, tvs, entertainment, actor, actors, theatres, stage actor, stage actors, actresses, actress, acting, entertained, entertain, dying breed, couch potatoes, couch potato, comedy mask, comedy, comedy masks, art, artists, playwright, playwrights
"I so could use a break."
Tags:corona, coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, virus, covid, break, breaks, lazy, lethargic, tire, tires, tiring, tired, think, thinks, thinking, thought, couch potato, couch potatoes, television, telly, tv, tvs, break, breaks, rest, sel-isolation, self-isolating, quarantine, quarantining, quarantined, quarantines, new normal, pandemic, pandemics