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'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'
"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."
Tags:courtroom, courtrooms, summation, summations, call, calls, radio, radio show, radio shows, entertainment, entertainments, law, laws, court, courts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, news, media, television, telly, tv, television show, show, shows, phone in, phone-in, call in, call-in, take some calls, judge, judges, judging, judge, satire, satirical
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
Tags:modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, adverts, advert, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, consumerism, commercialism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, tv, t v, t.v., tvs, televisions, televisions, screen, screens, telly, tellies, ad, ads, wireless, wireless technology, hologram, holograms, developing technology, technological advancement, technological advancements, dystopia, dystopian society, dystopian societies, dystopias
"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
Tags:tv, tvs, telly, tellies, television, televisions, goggle box, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, square eyed, massive tv, massive tvs, massive television, massive televisions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'
"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
Tags:channel 13, pbs, public broadcast service, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, telly, tellies, viewer, viewers, tv listings, television listings, telly listings, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes
"Your remote control, sire."
Tags:jester, court jester, jesting, amusement, old fashioned amusement, olden days, days gone by, royal amusement, royal amusements, tv, telly, t.v., television, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, flicker, flicker, changing channels, changing channel, mediaval entertainment, mediaval tv, king, kings, anachronism, anachronistic
"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, youth, youths, young adult, young adults, tv, t.v., telly, tvs, tellies, television, televisions, demographic, domographics, squander, squandering, waste, wasting, wasting your life, wasting youth, wasting life, young demographic
"You don't have to answer that."
Tags:game, gameshow, games, games show, gameshows, games shows, game shows, game-show, lawyer, advice, advise, right to remain silent, unusual, 5th amendment right, 5th amendment, fifth amendment, television, tv, telly, stand, interview, police, questioning, questions, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, interrogation, interrogate, interrogates
"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."
Tags:dream, dreams, dream sequence, movie, movies, film, films, hollywood, hollywood culture, l.a., l.a. culture, producer, producers, interlude, interludes, dreaming, weird dream, weird dreams, cliche, cliches, mix, mixed, flashback, flashbacks, flashforward, vision, visions, tv, television, televisions, tvs, telly, beverly hills, los angeles
"Would you rather watch a rerun of a program we missed but taped and never got around to watching, or the tape itself?"
Tags:rerun, reruns, re-run, re-runs, video tape, video tapes, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, tape, tapes, recording, recordings, obsolete, old fashioned, telly, tellies, couch potato, couch potatoes, night in, nights in
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, telly, tellies, t.v.s, t.v., newborn, newborns, baby, babies, media, medias, show, shows, series, advert, advertising, modern-life, indoctrinate, indoctrinating, early, earliest, screen, screens, watch, watching, watches, seeing, looking, early life, child, children, expose, exposed, screen time, screen-time
"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
Tags:tv, t.v., telly, telly program, television, almost famous, famous, minor celebrity, mino celebrities, celebrity, celebrities, chat up lines, chat up line, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pick up lines, pick up line, date, dates, dating, cheesy pick-up lines, weird pick-up lines, weird come-ons, weird come-on, finance, money, financial information, economics, economics nerd, economics nerds, economist, economists
"I've forgotten. Is it the television or the telepone you folks call the 'telly'?"
Children Swearing: Then vs Now
Tags:swear, swearing, swears, swore, curse, cursed, cursing, cuss, obscene, explicit, explicitly, discipline, disciplines, punishment, punishments, punishing, encourage, encouraging, times, changing times, parenting, parents, parent, mother, mum, mom, mums, mothers, moms, father, fathers, dad, dads, language, bad language, entertainment, tv, telly, television, televisions, show, film, films, standards, families, back in my day, slipping, standards slipping
"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
Tags:clothes, clothing, suspect, suspects, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, report, reporting, description, descriptions, fashion, fashions, news, television, telly, televisions, tv, pedestrian, trucker, irony, ironic, ironies, fashionista, fashion police, police, search, searching, crimes against fashion, unrealistic, accused, defendant, media, reports
"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K
Tags:mom, mum, mother, moms, mums, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, illness, bypass, heart bypass, coronary artery bypass, surgery, surgeries, concern, concerned, unconcerned, lack of concern, football, football game, game, games, american football, t.v., tv, television, couch potato, telly, divorce, divorced, divorcing, reasons for divorce, sport enthusiast, sports fan, football enthusiast, football fan, priorities, priority
"Do you fancy a read? or shall I put the jester on?"
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Tags:invent, inventions, invents, invention, useless, pointless, redundant, television, televisions, tv, tvs, telly, tellies, viewer, watch, watching, protect, view, protecting, protector, air bag, air-bags, air bags, air-bag, program, programmes, show, series, film, programs, programme, car, cars, auto, autos, automobiles, automobile, inventor, inventors, shows
"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
Tags:enlightenment, enlighten, enlightens, tv, tvs, t.v., telly, tellies, television, televisions, program, programs, programmes, programmes, series, season, seasons, mindful, mindfulness, knowledge, knowing, aware, awareness, woke, let go, letting go, buddhism, buddhist, reality tv, reality t.v., reality show, reality shows, contrast, contrasting, irony, ironic
Family Judging the Family Feud
Tags:game show, game shows, t.v., television, televisions, television show, television shows, family, families, critic, critics, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, critical, judge, judgement, judging, watching t.v., watching television, watching tv, couch potato, couch potatoes, telly, hypocritical, hypocrite, hypocrisy, middle america, overweight, prude, prudish
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
Tags:football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball games, baseball game, monday night football, watching the game, watching football, watching football games, football season, football seasons, baseball season, baseball seasons, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports addict, sports addicts, sports obsessed, sports obsessed, football widow, football widows, baseball widow, baseball widows, sports widow, sports widows, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, wife, wives, husband, husbands, jock, jocks