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'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
Temp Agency - Foreign Sweatshops now hiring!
"I'm available every day except one."
Att: Govt. Agencies. We have: Propagandists,scapegoats,apologists
'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'
'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'
'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'
"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."
"It says here that you're looking for a temporary position. Would caddy for me today be temporary enough?"
The temp agency decides not to send any more Samarai warriors to the programming department.
"That's our new acceptant. He's a rescue from a temp agency."
"Rudolph not well, so I had to get someone in form the agency."
'I asked my boss if I could use him as a character reference...'
Temporary Worker Bee
'I'm sorry, Mr. Corleone, but all of our hit girls are out on assignment.'
Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"
Temp agency: Foreign sweatshops are now hiring!
'I've got to change temp agencies.'
'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'
'Have you had much experience being downsized?'
'I got to the top the old-fashioned way -- through nepotism.'
'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the Prime Minister of Italy?'
'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'
'I'm afraid you don't qualify for the job. But I do have a dinner engagement open that you might be interested in.'