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"You're being hired on a trial basis; if after six weeks it hasn't worked, you'll be butchered."
Tags:hire, hired, hiring, job interview, interviewee, interviewer, boss, bosses, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, butcher, butchers, butchery, butchered, trial, trials, trial period, trial basis, new job, career, careers, life line, thrown a lifeline, slaughter, slaughtering, consequence, consequences, harsh, excessive, temp, temps, temping
"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."
Tags:temp, temps, temping, temporary worker, temporary workers, temp contract, temp contracts, temporary contract, temporary contracts, excluded, exclude, excludes, excluding, huddle, huddles, corporate huddle, corporate huddles, team building, team building exercise, team building exercises, left out, left out in the cold
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
Tags:intern, interns, internship, internships, copy, copies, copying, copier, copiers, career progression, career progressions, progress, progresses, progressing, full-time job, full-time jobs, job, jobs, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, part time job, part time jobs, temp, temps, temping, temporary worker, temporary workers, career ambition, career ambitions, career, careers, careerist, careerism
"You may have a bit of a wait—there are sixteen Russian nuclear physicists ahead of you."
'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'
"We don't pay very much. We don't work very much either."
Att: Govt. Agencies. We have: Propagandists,scapegoats,apologists
A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.
"Hey, where's the gig, man?"
Tags:gig economy, zero hour contract, zero hours contract, zero hour contracts, temp, temps, temping, temporary position, temporary positions, corporate jargon, corporate lingo, recruitment, employment, interview, rock music, guitarist, singer, misunderstanding, gig, rocker, employer, job, rock 'n' roll, pop culture, recruiter, recruiters, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
"Well, Blitzen is feeling a little low, so in her place I'm trying her brother, Blitzkrieg."
Tags:santa claus, santa, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa's reindeer, santas reindeer, reindeer, santa's sleigh, santas sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, christmas eve, blitzkrieg, blitzen, world war ii, wwii, wehrmacht, german army, work subs, temporary workers, sick days, temp, temps, temping
"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."
Time & temp.
'The cartoon actors who normally play 'referees' are on strike...'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basket, ball, referee, referees, refereeing, stickmen, stickman, stick men, stick man, stick, sticks, stick people, stick person, drawing, drawings, drawn, draw, stand in, stand ins, temp, temping, substitute, idiots, idiot, last resort, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
C'mon, Gurkenman! You worked here for decades, and at your age a permanent employment contract won't pay anyway."
Tags:age, ageing, aging, zero hour contract, zero-hour contract, zero-hour contracts, zero hour contracts, temp, temps, temporary employment, temping, contract, contracts, permanent contract, permanent contracts, corporate culture, corporate climate, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, bottom line, bottom lines, rationalization, rationalizations, rationalisation, rationalisations, rationalise, rationalises, rationalize, rationalizes
'Great to have you aboard. Here's your survival pack...I mean welcome!'
Tags:recruitment, new recruit, new recruits, recruitment drive, recruitment drives, temp, temps, temping, temporary employee, temporary employees, welcome, welcoming, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, new job, new jobs, survival pack, survival packs, survive, survives, undesirable, position, positions
'I asked my boss if I could use him as a character reference...'
Temp Required for Permanent Position
'He was just a temp.'
'This will be a temporary position that will last until our executive team is released from prison.'
Then - 'Employee of the month' Now - 'An employee for a month? certainly, sir'
Temp agency: Foreign sweatshops are now hiring!
'I should've realized I was in trouble with a name like 'King Edward the Temp'.'
'he was just a temp.'
'Remember, this is only a temp position.'