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'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"This year I'm really gonna get organized."
"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
Tags:cleft chin, butt chin, pyramid, pyramids, ancient, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, scaffolding, construction, art, artist, artists, imperfection, imperfections, body parts, face, faces, chin, chins, temple, temples, history, historic, historical, historian, historians, direction, advising, commentary
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
Tags:temple, temples, worship, worshiping, inca, incas, mayan, maya, god, gods, ancient civilizations, ancient culture, ritual, rituals, offering, offerings, oracle, oracles, ceremony, ceremonies, ancient ceremony, ancient ceremonies, ancient temple, ancient temples, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, politics, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, fiscal policy, fiscal policies, treasury
Tags:inca, incas, incan, maya, mayas, mayan, gods, god, script, scripts, scripted, temple, temples, ancient temple, ancient temples, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, ritual, rituals, ceremony, ceremonies, ceremonial, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, crowd, crowds, history, historical, ancient culture, ancient cultures, production, produce, producer, producers, writer, writers, writing, script writer, overproduced, overproduce, showboat, showboating, criticism, critique, critiques, review, reviews, announcement, announcements
"You can't handle the meaning of life!"
Tags:monk, monks, mediate, meditation, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, enlightenment, enlighten, meaning of life, meanings of life, zen, zen state, attaining enlightenment, finding enlightenment, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, guru, gurus, movie quote, movie quotes, famous movie quotes, famous movie quote, temple, temples, buddhist temple, buddhist temples, the meaning of life
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."
Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".
Tags:judaism, jewish, orthodox judaism, orthodox jew, reform judaism, reform jew, reform jews, temple, temples, synagogue, synagogues, relaxed, strict, informal, formal, desert island, desert islands, choice, choices, congregation, congregations, religious politics, religious, religion, shpasik, jtoons
"The gods really love tight buns."
Tags:stairs, climb, climbing, buns, tight bum, body shape, figure, exercise, exercises, staircase, pyramid, temple, statue, statues, temples, pyramids, gods, god, goddess, goddesses, religion, religions, religious, gym, gyms, firm bum, workout, working out, stretch, stretches, squat, squats, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, stairclimber, glutes, gluteus maximus, muscles, muscle, buttocks, fitness instructor, fitness instructors, gym goer, gym goers
"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, happy hour, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinking, alcohol, plan, plans, skipping, friday night, friday nights, shul, shuls, synagogue, synagogues, temple, temples, sport, sports, tennis, clinic, clinics, lesson, lessons, leisure, jewish, judaism, hobby, hobbies, zen, meditation
"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."
"I'm having my entrails read."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, religion, religious, temple, temples, haruspex, haruspices, haruspicy, divination, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, see the future, seeing the future, seer, seers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, goat, goats, death, entrails, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."
"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"
Tags:rock cut architecture, rock architecture, carve, carves, carving, carvings, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ignorant, ignorance, awe, awed, awesome, temple, temples, indian, cocktail party, cocktail parties, idle rich, wealthy, gossip, gossips, gossiping, privilege, privileged, first world, 1%, appreciation, appreciator, appreciators
I'm waiting near the 168th column...
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, same, twin, twins, similar, face, faces, head, heads, feature, features, look-alike, look-alikes, lion-dog, lion-dogs, komainu, shrine, shrines, temple, temples, guardian, guardians, guard, guards, guarding, asian, asia, spirits, spirit, demon, demons, shinto, buddhism, good dog, relationship, relationships
"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, cat food, religion, religious, pagan, god, gods, offering, offerings, angry, upset, unhappy, tuna, egg, priest, priests, high priest, high priests, temple, temples, statue, statues, ancient, history, historical
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, lazy, laziness, invention, inventions, architecture, ancient history, temple, temples, temple stairway, temple stairways, tribe, tribes, tribesman, tribesmen, short cut, short-cut, short cuts, short-cuts, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, modern attitudes, modern times, ancient temple, ancient temples, lost to time, lost in time, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations
"My body is a temple, Ellen, and Saturdays the temple is very very busy."
Tags:body is a temple, temple, healthy living, healthy eating, healthy, health, saturday, saturdays, temple, temples, busy, very busy, too busy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, fitness nut, fitness nuts, dismissive