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'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'
"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."
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'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'
'You're a credit to this firm, Miss Button and through no fault of your own you're also a liability.'
'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'
'You're just not showing the company spirit we expect from a no benefits, temporary, part time worker.'
'Good news. We're making all our temporary scapegoats permanent.'
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
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"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."
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Counting part time employees is the new math.
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
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"I'm just filling in for a friend."
"I'm the temp."
"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."
"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."
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'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'
'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'
'Even the temp was promoted over me.'
'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'
'It's just until we get the other gargoyle repaired...'
'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'
"Well, Blitzen is feeling a little low, so in her place I'm trying her brother, Blitzkrieg."
Tags:santa claus, santa, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa's reindeer, santas reindeer, reindeer, santa's sleigh, santas sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, christmas eve, blitzkrieg, blitzen, world war ii, wwii, wehrmacht, german army, work subs, temporary workers, sick days, temp, temps, temping
'File this, fax that, take a letter, answer the phone. I'm afraid of being typecast.'
"That's our new acceptant. He's a rescue from a temp agency."