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"Impressive, He's obtained the hard copy."
"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."
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'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'
'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'
So... ten commandments.
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"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."
'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'
'You realize, it may take us a while to get up to code.'
"You do know it's going to take some time to get these through legal."
Placed by the Gideons
'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'
"Let me give you the bullet points!"
"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"
"Well Korah, maybe a golden chicken wasn't the right choice for a graven image."
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"
"We'd better do these in increments of ten - These people have TERRIBLE attention spans."
'Ten suggestions would be easier to accept...'
'I'm just not sure the market is there for tablets yet!'
'Nothing about checks and balances?'
'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'
'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'
'You realize, we're going to have enforcement issues.'
'Nothing about ordaining women?'