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"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."
"Honey, I know you wanted to make the Ten Plagues lively, but couldn't you think of something else for 'Wild Animals'?"
'I'll let your people go, but NO dual citizenship!'
'Who died and made YOU Pharaoh?'