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"Of course, the current tenant will be gone before the first of the month."
'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'
'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'
"I'm very pleased with the house but you'd think they would have recognised our need for lower fences."
"You're definitely going to need an extraction."
Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"
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"I don't want to live in the street."
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"What do you mean, you got evicted?"
"We're SO not getting our security deposit back."
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"Don't rent to them Clem, they'll just trash the place."
Pay attention if an estate agent offer you an old property.
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"He's my cousin once removed - my first cousin whom I had to have evicted once."
"When you signed the rental agreement, I don't think you read the small print."
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'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'
'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'
'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'
Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.
"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."
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"The landlord says that there are no animals allowed in this apartment. You've got to move out."
"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"
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"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"