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"Of course, the current tenant will be gone before the first of the month."
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, adolescent, adolescence, young adults, son, sons, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, return, returning, returning home, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, summer holiday, summer holidays, boarder, boarders, boarding, bed, beds, bunk bed, bunk beds, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, living at home, living with parents, exception, exceptions, renter, renters, renting, tenant, tenants, tenancy
"Now this apartment will be vacant October 1st - "
Tags:empty apartment, empty apartments, apartment, apartments, property viewing, property viewings, landlord, landlords, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, privacy, tenant, tenants, tenancy, intrusion, intrusions, privacy, bath, baths, interruption, interruptions, house viewing, house viewings, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, super, supers, building superintendent, building superintendents
'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'
"Oh, stop complaining! Our partner agencies conducted a full tenant consultation exercise!"
"You can hear this?"
Tags:noise, noisy, noise complaint, neighbours, neighbour, noisy neighbour, apartment, apartment life, apartments, horse, horses, bowling, loud, loudly, loudness, complaint, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, landlord, land lord, landlords, land lords, tenant, tenants, tenancy, rent, renting, rental, rentals, city, cities, city life, city living, metropolitan, downtown, let, letting, real estate
'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'
'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'
'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'
Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"
Tags:ant, ants, insect, insects, bug, bugs, landlord, landlords, tenant, tenants, pun, puns, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, tenancy agreement, tenancy agreements, tenancies, tenancy, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, ant nest, ant nests, ant colony, ant colonies, rental property, rental properties
"You're definitely going to need an extraction."
"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
Tags:rent control, rent controls, rent controlled, rent, rents, renting, lease, leases, leasing, home, homes, tenant, tenants, tenancy, rights, buyer's rights, consumer rights, consumer's rights, consumers' rights advocate, consumer rights advocates, consumer protection, consumer protections, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, prey, preys, preying, landlord, landlords, fable, fables, building owner, building owners, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, big bad wolf, three little pigs, real estate, real estate deal, real estate deals
"I don't want to live in the street."
Tags:landlord, landlords, tennant, tennants, tenancy, tenancies, tenancy agreement, tenancy agreements, notice, notices, final notice, give notice, giving notice, appear, appears, appearing, weak, street, rent, rents, renting, harsh, homeless, street, streets, live, lives, living, expensive, joint tenancy, unfair, unjust
"I couldn't keep up the payments."
"Hon, it's the landlord."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, animal, animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, house, houses, home, homes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, rental, rentals, renting, tenant, tenants, tenancy, landlord, landlords, property, properties, real estate
"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, closet, closets, lease, leases, rental, rentals, renting, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tenant, tenants, tenancy, landlord, landlords, skeleton in the closet, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, letting agent, letting agents, letting agency, property ladder, housing ladder
"I would die, but I have a rent-controlled apartment."
Tags:apartment, apartments, rent controlled apartment, rent-controlled apartment, flat, flats, apartment block, rent control, rent controls, maximum base rent, maximum base rents, rental agreement, tenant, tenants, tenancy, landlord, landlords, property market, property markets, housing market, housing markets
"What do you mean, you got evicted?"
"It's an illegal sublet."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, rental, rentals, renting, sublet, sublets, subletting, sublease, subleasing, sub-letter, sub-letters, sub-lessee, sub-lessee, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, homes, real estate, property, properties, landlord, landlords, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, tenant, tenants, tenancy
"We're SO not getting our security deposit back."
Tags:security deposit, security deposits, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, renting, cavemen, caveman, cave painting, cave paintings, cave drawing, cave drawings, cave art, neanderthal, neanderthals, deposit, deposits, artist, artists, tenant, tenants, tenancy, tenancies, landlord, landlords
"Don't rent to them Clem, they'll just trash the place."
Pay attention if an estate agent offer you an old property.
Tags:landlord, landlords, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, property agent, property agents, real estate, real estates, bargain, bargains, con, cons, scam, scams, rental, renter, renters, tenant, tenants, tenancy, tenancies, real estate agent, real estate agents, mousetrap, mousetraps, mouse trap, mouse traps
"He's my cousin once removed - my first cousin whom I had to have evicted once."
"When you signed the rental agreement, I don't think you read the small print."
Tags:seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, seduced, landlord, landlords, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate, inappropriateness, sexually harass, sexually harassing, sexual harassments, tenancy agreement, tenancy agreements, tenancy, tenancies, contract, contracts, small print, small prints