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'Smith, when I asked you to 'begin the tender process'...'
"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."
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"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
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The Family Joules: Part 20
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Tender Identity Crisis
'It's the competitive tendering process.'
"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."
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"This is what happens when you award the contract to the Cheapest Tender."
Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.
"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."
"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."
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"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."
"Rats! It's already tenderized."
'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'
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'Do you prefer white or dark meat?'
'This steak isn't very tender.'
'He's at that tender age between veal and filet mignon.'
'Sir, if your steak is not tender enough I will ask the chef to slam it on the floor again.'
'The tender is for the woodpeckers.'
'The tender is your severance package, Queequeg. Bon voyage!'
"Tia Carmen, have I said recently how glad I am you live with us?"
'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
You always round them up to the nearest billion.
'The car tyre was surprisingly tender.'