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"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."
It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.
"All the atmosphere of 'Henman Hill', but without the travel costs!"
"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"
'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'
'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'
'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'
'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'
"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"
"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."
'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'
'Actually, have you got any raspberries....?'
Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.
"The grunting drives me crazy."
"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."
"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"