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"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
Tags:lovecraftian, cosmic, cosmic entity, cosmic horror, cosmic horrors, monster, monsters, monstrous, child, kid, kids, monster under the bed, real, reality, realistic, really there, monster in the closet, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parental, parenting, relating, comfort, comforting, comforts, tentacle, tentacles, fear, fears, afraid, afraid of the dark, fear of the dark, childhood, family, care, caring, cares, irony, ironic
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games
Tourist of the sea.
"I tell you there were NO toxic spills....I'd bet my left tentacle on it!"
Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'
'Never mind how it happened, go get your mother!'
Pygmy giant squid
Octopus juggling balls.
Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com
"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"
Tags:toilet, toilets, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, monsters, monster, tentacle, tentacles, exterminator, exterminators, priorities, prioritize, prioritise, prioritising, prioritizing, order of operations, emergency, emergencies, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, loo, lavatory, lavatories, plumbing work, home repair, home repairs, diy, do it yourself, house repair, house repairs
"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"
'I hope you remembered to wash the salad when I told you.'
Fisherman gets pulled overboard by a giant tentacle.
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, angler, anglers, angling, rowboat, rowboats, dinghy, dinghies, boat, boats, tentacle, tentacles, octopus, octopuses, squid, giant squid, giant octopus, giant tentacle, giant tentacles, hazard, hazards, hazardous, monster, monsters, sea monster, sea monsters
Octopus Painting Wall.
'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'
"Oops! Sorry, wrong one again!"
"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"
"You will not give me the tentacle, young lady!"
Tags:rude, rude gesture, rude gestures, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, rebellion, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, octopus, octopuses, octopi, cephalopod, cephalopods, tentacle, tentacles, give the finger, gives the finger, giving the finger, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, flip off, flips off, flipping off, scold, scolds, scolding, disobedient, disobedience
'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'
Tags:squid, squids, baseball, fielder, fielders, fielding, warn, warns, warning, warned, shout, shouts, shouting, shouter, shouters, tentacle, tentacles, danger, dangers, outfield, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, unexpected, surprise, surprised, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers