Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'
'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'
"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."
"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""
"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."
"He wasn't tenured, but you couldn't convince him of that."
"For this meeting on tenure, I propose we dispense with the Golden Rule."
'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'
'Okay, okay. Rolling, you can be the assistant Directing Chairman. Smith, you'll be the Resident Vice-Chancellor Emeritus. And Rothstein, you're the Head Executive Supervising Associate Dean. Settled?'
"What scares me about some of these people is that they have parental tenure on day one."
Tags:parent, parents, parents night, parents nights, tenures, parent-teacher conferences, teacher-parent conferences, tenure, teacher, principal, bad parents, school year, education, school, class, classroom, homework, middle school, elementary school, parenthood, parenting, tenure-ship, family life, childrearing, child rearing, child raising, child-raising
"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."
Tags:professor, professors, universities, colleages, higher education, tenures, tenured professor, tenured professors, professorship, professorships, university chair, academic, academics, academia, joke, jokes, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, university, college, endowment, tenure, education, economics, campus, amusement, names
"He's got tenure! Life is good!"
'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'
"You can't cut my head off - I have TENURE!"
Tags:wizard, wizards, seer, seers, merlin, king arthur, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, arthurian myth, arthurian myths, sorcerer, sorcerers, beheading, beheadings, behead, death sentence, death sentences, execute, execution, king, monarch, monarchy, tenure, magic, tenures
'Class dismissed. And, remember, if you want to help with my tenure, 'like' me on Facebook.'
'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'
'I'm so glad I'm no longer on a college campus. I got so tired of always granting tenure.'
'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'
U.S. Congress: Ask about our 'Adopt a Lame Duck' program!
'I'm sorry, but you can't use the hope of tenure as collateral...'
"Here is the university's R-U-Tenure-Trak number. Just punch in your professor's code."
"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."
"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."