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"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."
"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."
'I just like tequila for the worm.'
'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'
'This is Tequila.'
'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'
I made Guacamole.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
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'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'
'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'
Life gives you lemons
"Yeah, yeah, I'll be home soon, I just stopped of to pick us up some dinner."
"Let's text her, she'd like that."
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'Cut back your tequila consumption to just eating the worm.'
'I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon. . . and a shot of tequila.'
MARGARITAS $6.50, 'Maybe we SHOULD rethink our immigration policy.