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'It may already be too late.'
"This will buy you four months.
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"But all joking aside,about two or three months."
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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'
"Well, how long do you want to live?"
"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."
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'I suggest you celebrate your birthday as soon as possible!'
"You're sicker than I think."
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'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
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"I don't like his color."
Ted had watched far to much TV: "Give it to me straight doc, is this my season finale?"
'Just in case I want you to shorten your bucket list down to just one thing you can do in this room.'
'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'
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'We want youth in asia.'
"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"
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In the dark days, before doctor-patient confidentiality.
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."
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"I'm afraid you have only six months to live, but your car should be good for another 30,000 miles."
"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."
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'While we can't cure you, we can turn your disease into a long-term profitable condition...'
'The bad news is there is no cure in sight because no celebrities have your disease.'