Terminally Ill Cartoons and Comics

"Want to get in one last constructive criticism before we lose him?"

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

He's still in denial.

'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'

"We could use another opinion. Get the cadaver dog."

Tom's last day.

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

Doctor to angel: 'I wish you would have come to me sooner.'

'Is there ANY good news, Doctor?' 'Well, you don't need to worry about scraping by on a pension.'

'So you're saying, I'm done for, Doc.' 'I don't like that kind of talk... It's, 'I'm done for, DOCTOR.''

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

"I'd like to see you in six months but I probably won't."

"Good news. Your financial problems are going to seem insignificant."

'It's not that I'm afraid of dying, Doctor... It's just that I don't want to be there when it happens!'

"Assisted suicide, yes, assisted 'little death', no."

'I'm afraid it's a terminal.'

'Poor girl - she's suffering from terminal underfunding.'

"I've got other patients to see, try not to kick that while I'm gone."

'Damn these right-to-lifers.'

Assisted dying app

'Bloody humans! Taking our jobs!'