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"I'm sorry, but I have to terminate you!"
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'You're fired, eliminated, laid off, let go, downsized, terminated ...'
Termination notice...'Willoughby, you should feel honored to be part of the solution.'
'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'
'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'
"Think hard. Is there anything that could have happened during the lunch hour that could have caused your not being allowed back in the building?"
"Actually, this time we're not being asked to do more with less. Instead, we're being asked to do whatever we want, somewhere else, effective immediately."
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"When he goes outside to smoke, don't let him back in."
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"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."
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'Hi. I'm Tiffany and I'll be your waitress tonight -- this agreement may be terminated by either party at any time.'
"Sorry it didn't work out. Guess I'm just not much of a people person."
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"Recent studies indicate you don't work here anymore."
Robot in Oz.
"Now, can you remember the way I showed to terminate the session, Luigi?"
I have an opening for someone like you. It's called a door.
"We don't have wrongful terminations here, just terminations."
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'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'
"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"
'Ed, you're the most repellent yes-man I've ever met. You're fired.' 'Excellent decision, Chief! And, if I may add, quite shrewd strategy!'
'I'm afraid you're for the high-jump Henderson!'
'Steve Jobs says humans are obsolete, so I've decided to replace you with more apps.'
'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'
'And just for THAT, I'm putting you down as not recommended for rehire!'
I didn't have the heart to shoot him in the head, so I thought I'd gas him instead!