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'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
"She was one great termite."
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Termite pick-up lines.
'You should have called me sooner.'
"You've got termites."
'I found the termites!'
"We have a termite problem."
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"Now we wait."
"I'm afraid it's serious Pinocchio... In fact it's termites!"
'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'
'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'
'That is known as an 'us-eater'.'
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'Do they have a permit for that thing?'
'I found the termites!'
'Okay, whose bright idea was it to invite the termites?'
'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'
Anteater: 'OOOO, i don't feel so well.I think i ate too much.'
'It's the apocalypse!'
"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
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Journey to the Land of Enchantment
'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'