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"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....
"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"
"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"
"Now that I'm an old man I want people to stop calling me 'the old man.'"
At Bubbe's Condo
Man sees sign on door: 'Mr. Ferris... Big Wheel'.
"Excuse me? Are you serious? Did you just call me 'hot stuff'? That is outrageous! Where's your boss? Do you people understand customer service at all? I'm never setting foot in this place again!"
'Biblical man to lady about old man: 'Don't let it bother you - Methuselah calls everybody 'kiddo'.'
'Hey there, babyface.'
'I've never been called a worm in such a caring, endearing way'