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'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'
Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
Prison on an airplane
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, correctional facility, correctional facilities, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, air travel, passenger, passengers, confined, stuck, cabin, cabins, locked up, trapped, miserable, misery, terrible, horrible, experience, experiences, modern life, travel, traveling, travelling, air, walls, wall, airline, airlines
"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."
'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
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The Swat Team of 15-L
Tags:parenting, parent, parents, family, nuclear family, swat, swat team, apartment life, apartment, apartment living, parenthood, family unit, terrible, terrible traits, trait, unattractive, unattractive traits, personality, personalities, skill, skills, skilled, special set of skills, team, teams, individual, individuals, unique, unique, talent, talents, talented, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, special ops, covert ops
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
" 'Over there, over there...' "
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, music, piano, pianist, sing, sings, singing, songs, over there, play, plays, playing, bad, dislike, dislikes, unimpressed, tone deaf, unmusical, irritate, irritates, irritating, unwelcome, unwanted, uninvited, annoy, annoys, annoying, terrible, inharmonious, untalented, w.w.1, world war one
New From Why? Books
Tags:bad, bad ideas, cursed, instuction, instructional, instructional guides, guide, guides, guidebook, guide book, guidebooks, guide books, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, never, never ever, oysters, bad food, stinking, stinky, seafood, shellfish, shellfishes, cuisine, odour, odor, sleepless, sleep, pain, painful, painful shoes, stoic, stoics, stoicism, read, reading, self help, self-help, terrible idea, terrible
More New Cereals For Kids
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, cereal, breakfast, breakfast food, terrible, terrible idea, terrible ideas, bad ideas, gross, disgust, childless, hate kids, hate children, kid, kids, child, childhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, diet, diets, meal, meals, choice, choices, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, pitch, pitches, bad pitches, terrible pitches
"The presentation is dreadful."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life
"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"
"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
Tags:fish, fishes, shark, sharks, great white, hammerhead, feeding frenzy, frenzy, frenzied, parallel, personified, personification, news, newspapers, media, media frenzy, animal, animals, terrible, analogy, analogies, cliche, cliches, parallel, reflect, reflection, media feeding frenzy, stress, stressed, paps, paparazzi
"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
Tags:tourism, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour guide, tour guides, guide, guides, tour leader, tour leaders, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing tour, sightseeing tours, tour bus, tour buses, sightseeing bus, sightseeing buses, guided tour, guided tours, bus tour, bus tours, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, ex-wife, ex-wives, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, divorces, separation, split, bitter, love, hostile, resentful, estranged, painful, bad, terrible, horrible, broken, heart, broken-hearted, too much information, tmi, deli, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, homes, landmark, landmarks
'So what EXACTLY is it about liposuction that you're not happy with?'
The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'
"As a phone, it's lousy, but I bet they're great deep-fried."
"Something terrible must have happened somewhere."
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."
Tags:business, airline, industry, fee, charges, extra, pay, money, listening, safety, instructions, everything, overpriced, expensive, stewardess, flight, attendant, terrible, poor, bad, customer, service, pr, public, relations, disaster, airplane, plane, travelers, passengers, men, women, flight attendant, stewardess, steward, airline, aeroplane, airplane, passenger, passengers, budget flight, budget flights, woman, budget airline, airport
"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."
Drop your health insurance complaint through slot.
Tags:health insurance, healthcare, complaint, complaints, complaints department, complaints departments, terrible, bad, customer service, no response, no responses, complain, complains, expensive, monthly premium, monthly premiums, high deductible, high deductibles, aca, affordable care act, obamacare
"Come in, I've been expecting you..."
Tags:baddie, baddies, bad guy, bad guys, villain, villains, villainous, villainy, antagonist, antagonists, antagonizing, antagonising, antagonise, antagonises, antagonize, antagonizes, evil, awful, terrible, horrible, very bad, no good, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, leader, leaders, cliche, cliches, appointment, appointments, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, anticipate, waiting, management, evil cat
'And Celine Dion was playing the entire time he was trapped Well, there you have it, gentleman,,,suicide,'
Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.