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'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'
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Prison on an airplane
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'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'
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The Swat Team of 15-L
Tags:parenting, parent, parents, family, nuclear family, swat, swat team, apartment life, apartment, apartment living, parenthood, family unit, terrible, terrible traits, trait, unattractive, unattractive traits, personality, personalities, skill, skills, skilled, special set of skills, team, teams, individual, individuals, unique, unique, talent, talents, talented, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, special ops, covert ops
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
New From Why? Books
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More New Cereals For Kids
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"The presentation is dreadful."
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"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"
"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
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"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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'So what EXACTLY is it about liposuction that you're not happy with?'
The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."
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"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."
Drop your health insurance complaint through slot.
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"Come in, I've been expecting you..."
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'And Celine Dion was playing the entire time he was trapped Well, there you have it, gentleman,,,suicide,'
Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.
'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'
'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'
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'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'
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