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"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"We're grateful that you're here, Wilson, considering that you were chairjacked this morning."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, territory, territories, territorial, violent, violence, table, tables, meeting, meetings, musical chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, seating, executive, executives, immature, immaturity, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A fire hydrant pees on a dog.
"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"
'Sorry, Johnson. I believe I've already peed on that chair.'
Tags:animals, dog, dogs, owner, owners, owner, marking territory, territorial, alpha, business territory, businessman, businessmen, canine, canines, competition, managers, workers, boss, bosses, office politics, political, confront, confronting, colleagues, ceo, colleague, pecking order, office hierarchy, office hierarchies
If People Acted Like Dogs
This is my sunbathing rock.
Territorial Army -"You can't sit there, this is our table!"
"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."
'Tell me who you are!'
'I just think we're moving too fast. He even came over and already marked his territory.'
"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."
Tags:shadow, shadows, office, offices, new office, new offices, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, design, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, boss, bosses, control freak, control freaks, corner office, corner offices, office space, territory, territorial, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs
'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'
'If we get it, we'd better hide it before you-know-who-claims it.'
'I told you not to bark at geese!'
'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'
'Come on, Marmaduke. You don't own the hydrant any more than the crow does.'
'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'
'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'
Man - spreading.
Tags:manspreading, man spreading, spread, legs, space, territorial, masculinity, assertive, imposing, intrude, invasion, aggression, intimidate, alpha males, take up space, taking up space, train, trains, tube, tubes, subway, subways, seat, seats, inconsiderate, inconsideration, make yourself big, making yourself big, misogyny, feminist, feminists, feminism
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, wars, conflict, conflicts, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, maroon, marooned, war, warfare, human nature, violence, war, castaway, coconut, violence, anger, territory, territorial, fighting, projectile, weapons, eventually, eventuality, inherent, inherently, violent, peace, peaceful resolution, anti-war, anti war, territory, territory dispute, territory disputes
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
"I see the new man's personalised his office."
Tags:office, offices, space, personal, personalise, personalised, possessions, territorial, claim, claiming, own, owning, trophy, trophies, hunter, hunt, head, head-hunter, scalp, scalps, cross, bow, crossbow, cross-bow, achievement, achievements, kill, kills, killer, award, awards, display, headhunter, headhunters, office space, office spaces, territory, mark, marks, marking
Clowns marking their territory.
Tags:circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, clown costume, clown costumes, territory, territories, territory marking, territorial, male ego, male egos, possessive, personal space, animal behaviour, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes