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"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'
"We're grateful that you're here, Wilson, considering that you were chairjacked this morning."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, territory, territories, territorial, violent, violence, table, tables, meeting, meetings, musical chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, seating, executive, executives, immature, immaturity, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A fire hydrant pees on a dog.
Fire hydrant peeing on a dog
'Since we invented language it has become so much easier to identify intruders on our territory.'
"He's clinging to territory that's still under his control."
"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"
White Australia Sets Out The Deal.
'I'm getting cinnamon, brandy nutmeg, a hint of alsation...'
"You'll have to do better than that."
Tags:disguise, disguises, fake nose, fake noses, hydrant, hydrants, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, water hydrant, water hydrants, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behavior, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, marking territory, territory, territory marking, territories, urinating
'I guess it was only a matter of time before it sought revenge.'
'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
"I swear! All those other dogs meant nothing to me! I was just establishing dominance!"
"We're too late. This territory's already been marked."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, discovery, discoveries, explorers, exploration, explorations, flag, flags, unexplored territory, unclaimed territory, anthropomorphic, discover, discoverer, explorer, territory, territories, territory marking, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, colony, colonies, colonizer, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, new world
"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, property, properties, land, land ownership, land owner, land owners, farmer, farmers, farming, territory, territories, real estate, house, houses, housing, tank, tanks, war, wars, invade, invading, invasion, invasions, occupy, occupying, occupier, occupiers, territorial ambition, territorial ambitions
If People Acted Like Dogs
Whizzing you a Merry Christmas
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, snowmen, snowman, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, snow, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, territory marking, territory, christmas greetings, christmas wishes
"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."
Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.
'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'
'Stop it! Stop it! You're really hurting him!'