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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
America's funniest government surveillance tapes.
"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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"This is doing me out of a job..."
A TSA checkpoint at a school bus stop
Tags:tsa, transport and security administration, security guard, security guards, security measure, security measures, terror threat, terror threats, terror level, terror levels, body scan, body scans, tsa agent, tsa agents, bomb scare, terror scare, school bus, school buses, school shooting, school shootings, school violence
The Atomium Bombs
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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'Are you concerned about security in Sochi?'
"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."
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"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."
Tags:illusion of safety, nsa, surveillance, government surveillance, spy, spies, spying, illusion, illusions, freedom, freedoms, safety, leak, leaks, leaking, wiretap, wiretaps, wiretapping, government leak, government leaks, private, privacy, private life, private lives, security, security theater, security theatre, terror threat, terror threats, terrorist threat, terrorist threats
"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."
Tags:rorschach test, rorschach tests, inkblot test, inkblot tests, ink-blot test, ink-blot tests, national security, threat, threats, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, terror threat, terror threats, subconscious, subconsciousness
"Overseas terrorism, or domestic terrorism?"
'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'
'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'
"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"
'The Police will never catch that terrorist. He just ran the 100 meters in 9.57 seconds!'
"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."
Tags:railway, railways, rail station, rail stations, train station, train stations, train, trains, public transport, public transportation, alien, aliens, security alert, security alerts, security warning, security warnings, sci-fi, terror alert, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, terror threat, terror threats
"We never yell 'shots on the house' anymore.2
The terrorists' whiteboard.