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"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."
"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holiday, travel, traveling, travels, paradise, paradises, island paradise, beach, beaches, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, travel planning, worry, worried, terror threat, terror threats, terrorism, terror attack, caution, warning, travel bureau, travel bureaus, family vacation, family vacations, travel company, travel companies, travel booking, travel booker, travel brochure, travel brochures, island, islands, tropics, tropical, tropical island, tropical islands
"This is doing me out of a job..."
A TSA checkpoint at a school bus stop
Tags:tsa, transport and security administration, security guard, security guards, security measure, security measures, terror threat, terror threats, terror level, terror levels, body scan, body scans, tsa agent, tsa agents, bomb scare, terror scare, school bus, school buses, school shooting, school shootings, school violence
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
'Are you concerned about security in Sochi?'
"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."
Tags:vet, vets, vetting, vetting procedure, vetting procedures, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, security, security measure, security measures, teddy bear, teddy bears, kid, kids, play pretend, playing pretend, pretend, pretends, pretending, imagination, modern times, modern life, terror threat, terror threats, immigrant, immigrants, immigration
"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."
Tags:illusion of safety, nsa, surveillance, government surveillance, spy, spies, spying, illusion, illusions, freedom, freedoms, safety, leak, leaks, leaking, wiretap, wiretaps, wiretapping, government leak, government leaks, private, privacy, private life, private lives, security, security theater, security theatre, terror threat, terror threats, terrorist threat, terrorist threats
"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."
Tags:rorschach test, rorschach tests, inkblot test, inkblot tests, ink-blot test, ink-blot tests, national security, threat, threats, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, terrorists, terrorism, terror threat, terror threats, subconscious, subconsciousness
"Today, in stocks, the dow was down 10 points; and in the war against global terrorism, 'Evil' was up 20%, and 'Good' wad down 10%."
"Overseas terrorism, or domestic terrorism?"
'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'
'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'
"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"
'The Police will never catch that terrorist. He just ran the 100 meters in 9.57 seconds!'
"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."
Tags:railway, railways, rail station, rail stations, train station, train stations, train, trains, public transport, public transportation, alien, aliens, security alert, security alerts, security warning, security warnings, sci-fi, terror alert, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, terror threat, terror threats
The terrorists' whiteboard.
"He's definitely made several terroristic threats...but then again, he did like the government on Facebook."
Tags:terrorists, terrorism, terror suspect, terror suspects, social media, social medias, fbi, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, terror threat, terror threats, social network, social networks, social networking, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, homeland security, national security, counter-terrorism, police, law enforcement
"We need a bomb detector to protect us."
"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."
"In an effort to improve building security, you will no longer be allowed to work inside the building."