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"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
Tags:fertilizer, fertilizers, fertiliser, fertilisers, farmer, farm, farmers, farms, garden, gardener, gardens, gardeners, bomb, bombs, chemicals, chemical, dangerous, dangerous chemical, ammonium nitrate, explosion, explosions, suspicious, suspicions, fertilizer bomb, fertilizer bombs, fertiliser bomb, feriliser bombs, poison, poisonous, nitrogen, nitrates, terror, terroize, terrorise, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, explosive, explosives
"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
Tags:terrorist, terrorists, terror attack, terror attacks, war zone, travel warning, travel warnings, war zones, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel, travel company, vacation, holiday, holidays, vacations, airport, airplane, aeroplane, pilot, excursions, dark tourist, tourist, tourism, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, terrorism
"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."
Tags:curtail, curtails, curtailing, freedom, freedoms, security, tradeoff, tradeoffs, trade-off, trade-offs, surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance states, torture, tortures, torturing, tortured, enhanced interrogation, prison, prisoner, prisoners, human rights, human rights violation, human rights violations, ground zero, crime, crimes, terrorism, terrorist, terrorists, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, security increase, security increases, increased security, patriot, patriotism, patriot act, patriotic, police state, police states, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying
"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."
Tags:terrorist, terrorists, tobacco lobby, big tobacco, tobacco, smoking, smoking kills, lobbies, lobbying, career advice, career change, change in career, changing careers, evil organisation, evil organization, evil organisations, evil organizations, jaded, unhappy, unsatisfied worker, unsatisfied workers
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
'So, where's Bin Laden's long form death certificate?!'
If you see something, say something.
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"Oh, you know, same old same old."
Tags:biological warfare, chemical warfare, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoid, hazmat, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, everyday life, modern world, modern worlds, modern life, modern times, post-9/11, anthrax, terror, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, hazard, hazards, hazardous waste, hazardous materials, office job, office jobs, ground zero, terrorised, terrorist, terrorists, terrorized, gas mask, gas masks, fearful, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."
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"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"
'Darling? I think I'll be a bit late tonight!'
"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
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"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."
Tags:bomb scare, bomb scares, bomb threat, bomb threats, scare, scares, threat, threats, threatening, culture of fear, fear, fears, fearful, announcement, announcements, unrealistic, warning, warnings, warn, warns, subway, subways, transit, mass transit, rapid transit, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, numb, numbness, overwhelmed, overwhelming, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, post-9/11, 9/11, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, trauma, traumatic, modern life, modern world
"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, stewards, steward, security, customs, luggage, airport police, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard dog, guard dogs, drug dog, drug dogs, canine unit, dog, dogs, bomb, bombs, terrorism, terrorist, terrorists, getaway, work, working, job, jobs, career, careers
'Is this a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'
Tags:cia, central intelligence agency, plot, plots, bomb, bombs, underwear bomb, underwear bombs, underwear bomb plot, underwear bomb plots, terrorist, terrorists, terror attack, terror attacks, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, security guard, security guards, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"This is doing me out of a job..."
"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"
'Not so fast! How do we know you're not terrorists with weapons of mass destruction?'
Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.
"O.K., you're good. Next!"
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