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'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'
Vlad the Implier
"I tried working at home but couldn't sustain the misery and terror that keeps me going at the office."
'And so the monsters came to overtake the city and make their home in the closets of young children everywhere. The end. Good night, honey.'
"Humans are strange. They're either terrified or fascinated by us. Nothing in between..."
'Bomb voyage Minister!'
'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'
"Papi, I heard something!"
'Have you noticed an anti-government bias among terrorists?'
Under-secretary in Charge of Selling Counter-Terrorism to the Public
"...And if you seek anything that doesn't look right..."