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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
Ethics exam cheater.
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
'Whoa, deja vu.'
To discourage cheating, SAT organizers announced that undercover agents would be present to put down wrong answers.'
Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
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"Before we get started, your principal wants to say a few words about the important of doing well today."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, standarized testing, standardised testings, test, tests, testing, exam, exams, examination, examinations, state intelligence test, state intelligence tests, state intelligence testing, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, cheering, pep rally, pep rallies, motivation, motivational speech, motivational speeches, test score, test scores, score, scores, politics, government, governments
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high
"God is out to get me."
Tags:job, book of job, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, bible character, biblical character, torah character, test, tests, test of faith, paranoia, paranoid, paranoias
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, exam, exams, examination, examinations, test, tests, testing, genetic testing, dna testing, d.n.a. testing, dna test, dna tests, d.n.a. test, d.n.a. tests, genetic test, genetic tests, parentage, paternity, maternity, changeling, changelings, fairy, fairies, faerie, faeries, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, adopted, adoption, adoptions, strange, unusual, fantasy, science-fiction, sci-fi, horror, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, biology, science, creature, creatures
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
Tags:american football, american, football, nfl, national football league, concussion, concussed, doc, doctor, doctors, tackle, tackled, tackles, test, tests, diagnose, diagnosis, coach, coached, coaches, coaching, impatient, patience, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, rat race, daily grind, nine-to-five, employee, employees, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, going to work
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
Tags:scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.