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School boys sitting test.
'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'
'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'
"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."
'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'
"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."
"I started a collection!"
"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."
'It's not fair! Someone told me that this exam was a piece of cake but all you've given me is a sheet of questions and a pencil.'
'For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a tes -- sit up straight and keep your eyes on your own paper.'