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"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."
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"You have a large, yellow mass in your albumen, but I'm told that's normal."
"Your test were O.K., it's just that I love the drama of these moments."
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"If not now, when do you want to talk about these test results?"
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'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
"I don't know whose test results these are, but they're fabulous."
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"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."
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'I haven't got all your results back from the labs, but an initial 'off the cuff' diagnosis would be that you're a 'heart attack waiting to happen.'
'After looking at your test results and consulting many experts, it's my medical opinion that you have something I can't pronounce.'
'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'
Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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'The scores for our latest standardized tests are disappointing. We have to articulate a coherent policy of obfuscation.'
'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'
'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'
"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
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"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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'Your tests indicate unusually high levels of copper,zinc and nickel...'
'You need an ectomy. Hop up here and we'll see what kind.'
'Everything came back negative.'
"These test results reveal that you're not 100% cowboy."
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"The tests are back and you're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."
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'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'
"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."
"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"
'Here is a printout of the results of our recent standardized tests and here are the same results printed with a very small, hard-to-read-font, to make the implications less obvious.'