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They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."
'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'
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William Shakespeare makes the first living will
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'
Moses parts the Red Sea.
"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
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'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'
The plague of frogs begins
"Behold, for I have received a text message!"
'This is quite a job description!'
'I thought we were going to IMPROVISE!'
'He took it with him.'
'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'
'The trouble with monotheism is that you can never get a second opinion.'
Promised Land Directory.
'Are they civil or criminal?'
'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth - and then some?'
'This 'manna' stuff You're sending -- is it low-carb?'
'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'
'...and to my miserable son, Pruitt, I leave all my hideous lime-green wall-to-wall carpet remnants.'
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