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'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
'He's an actor. We have him go berserk so we can weed out interns who won't be able to handle tough operations.'
Health & Safety Official Tester.
"Your bloodwork came back green!"
Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO
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A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.
'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'
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"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"
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"But I'm the tester - not the testee."
High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.
At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.
With three math tests scheduled for later that day,dozens of students suddenly came down with mysterious illnesses.
'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'
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'While we were very impressed with each of you, we have decided to offer Brenda the position of product tester.'
'Hmm... He is remarkably dumb! He would be perfect for our new test-marketing position!'
Ophthalmologist Warren Claver was a lifelong 'Wizard of Oz' fanatic.
'But I'm the tester, not the testee.'
That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'
'Would you please use your rear-view mirror! You're freaking me out!'
Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."
Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'
'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'
'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'