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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
'Have you considered making your will?'
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
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'Surely you don't expect the jury to believe that fairy tale, madam.'
"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."
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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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'She left everything to her cats.'
"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"
"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'
'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'
'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'
'Oaths by witnesses are passé. Now we use truth serum.'
'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'
'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'
"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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"Isn't it true you were offered a special deal by the prosecutor, in exchange for your testimony?"
"Be advised, Counselor, this court will not tolerate a circus-like atmosphere."
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"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"